Really Mr Boots

Picked up some antibiotics this morning from Boots the Chemist. The doctor tells me I have consolidation in my left lung (which makes me sound like a building site). The message of this is don't ignore nasty grating noises in the lungs for weeks, in the hope they'll get better!

But the printed label on the drugs says: "Keep out of childrens reach".

It seems Mr Boots has never heard of apostrophes.