Call yourself Pharoah
My name using Egyptian Hieroglyphs!
Prompted by the fact that I'm about to throw out the T-shirt that I got embroidered with my name on it in Egypt ... yes, I know, the things you do when travelling that you wouldn't dream of normally. (And the odd thing is, the two versions are almost identical - when they could have embroidered anything on the T-shirt and I wouldn't have known the difference.)
(Via Liberty Street.)