Thou wimpled motley-minded giglet!
No, don't take it personally. I've just discovered, via Purple Pen, the delightful Shakespeare Insulter.
In case you were wondering: Giglet (n.) A wanton; a lascivious or light, giddy girl. (From Brainy Dictionary, which looks rather useful.)
Try that, thou churlish hell-hated measle!
Or alternatively, the full text of the 1970's Dictionary of the History of Ideas. Very much of its time, but useful nonetheless.